In another round of my GIFs v the Premier League I started to get these last night:
So, in an attempt to clear my account of any links that may end up with me in bigger trouble, I decided to delete all the tweets that I could – which included some rather great ones like “what I had for tea”, “a picture of a dog turd” and my personal favourite “#hodgsonfor[replacethistextwithmanagerlessclub]”.
Its probably an over reaction on my part – but with Christmas coming up, the last thing I need is to be battling companies that spend all their money trying to beat the little man whilst forgetting that football is our national sport that is seen by less than 25% of that population.
Never mind poor Billy, the 7 year old Manchester United supporter who’s parents can’t afford to take him to matches or afford, and he’s too little to stay up and watch Match Of The Day.
Never mind poor John who lives in an oppressed country where the only thing they are allowed to watch on TV is reruns of their leader patting cows on the back.
In the immortal words of that wonderful wonderful band:
I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain’t it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That’s too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man*
I wouldn’t have to work at all, I’d fool around and GIF them all…
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man’s world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man’s world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It’s a rich man’s world
* disclaimer: this bit isn’t true. I’m happily married.
