Just had to do it. I am Dirks biggest fan. I started #kuytfact and randomly pluck out amazing and awesome facts about our striker come right winger. He made a fantastic impact when he came on in the Sunderland game the other day too.

Problem is – he’s one ugly mother of a fella. Ugly in my eyes anyway (and am sure most women would turn him out of bed unless they were after his money (OK, take that back, a small percentage of women)) and reminds me in certain celebration or anguish poses as Sloth out of The Goonies.

Still, he’s a fantastic workhorse so I can put up with his ugliness as long as he keeps his work rate up.

Original picture for those that can’t see the funny side:

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Player Mashups

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