The MEN gathered figures made available from the Home Office and came out with the following table:
Opposing fans and enemies of the Trafford Reds will be loving this stat! The prawn sandwich brigade are a naughty bunch of people who go round causing trouble.
Here comes the argument. Trafford Red’s attendance far outshines anybody else on that table with an average of 75,387 Londoners at their games compared to 33,874 Villains (ironic, as you should bank on villains getting arrested more), so with a bit of computer wizardry, I’ve concocted a formula:
Overall Arrests / Overall Attendance as a percentage (x.xx%).
I know! I should win a nobel peace prize for it!
What this amazing scientific finding concludes is that they are all as bad as each other.
Send my nobel prize to my email address please – am sure if I’m not there, someone will be in to sign for it.
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