Tulisa Contostavlos arrested for drug deal
Want some Coke? And not of the drinks variety? Current news doing the rounds is that Tulisa Contostavlos can supply you with the green stuff any time you want. Just give her a call. She might even suck you off too as long as you don’t mind it being recorded and released sometime in the future to coincide with a crap musical number.
For those that are still living in the dark ages, don’t know who Tulisa Contostavlos is, or don’t know who N-Dubz are, then you might want to read this on the BBC, this on Sky News or this on the Mirror, who even go as far as having a live blog.
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