Well, I would like to say that I, or someone I know, spotted Wayne Rooney out at an Art Gallery with a new, “older” partner, but that’s just not true. Though you’ll struggle to believe it, this actual picture is fake.
What I’ve done is managed to get hold of a picture of Wayne Rooney posing with Coleen at an exclusive members only private spa in Wilmslow, and then just removed Coleen from the picture – added an old dear, and changed the background to a museum with a picture of nipples in the background.
And if you believe that then you’ll believe anything!
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