Jose Enrique wins the prestigious Salon D’Awe award for the 2012 / 2013. It is reported that he was given a good run for his money by Marouane Fellaini, but due to the sheer amount of hair do’s Enrique has carried over the past 2 months, it was eventually awarded to Jose.

Jose said “I am honoured. It is about time that people noticed my beautiful person, and particularly my beautiful head. I’ve been placing pictures of myself in provocative poses on Twitter for a while now in an effort to get noticed. Looks like it was worth it in the end.”

We also managed to catch up with Fellaini, and asked him how he felt about coming second to someone from Liverpool FC.

“It matters not”, Fellaini said, “Second is OK for this award. What matters is the battle for Champions League football, of which we are winning. I’d rather come second in the Salon D’Awe and finish above them in the Premier League.”

We did ask him sneakily whether his pubic hair resembles the hair on his head, to which he replied.

“No. Its worse. It looks like Chewbaccas face”.

So now you know folks.

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