Why ITV pay him to do football punditry is beyond me. He’s about as well liked as Mark Lawrenson, and thats probably me being over generous to the button mooned faced bastard.
I imagine he’s a lovely chap behind the scenes, but he sits there and looks like he’s having a shit when he’s talking. I just close my eyes, mute and count to 900 seconds – hoping to fuck I miss his face on the TV.
And for those who don’t know what this pictures relating to, then WHAT THE FUCK? Go and watch Monsturd NOW. Its shit.
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