Pope Francis has been popeified, and here we have a reaction from a seagull outside the Vatican.
Jim, as he is known to his friends, through it would be good to hang around and see who would be named pope. He told us exclusively that he was a little disappointed after the first night, as the popey picking people hadn’t picked a pope.
He also assured us at his delight when the pope was announced the day after, and took a celebratory dump on his seagull wife to celebrate.
More exclusive reactions coming soon.