Footballers Cum Faces is a series that brings to you delightful loin stirring images of what one would imagine the person looks like as they spread their love in whatever object they desire. This could be a human being, an animal, a toilet roll tube, or something more sinister like a frozen chicken, semi defrosted, with seventeen cocktail sticks poked into it in random places as though you’ve been performing acupuncture.
This time I offer you the delights of Sven Goran Eriksson.
Judging by this cum face, I wonder what Nancy Dell’Olio, Ulrika ka ka Johnson or Faria Adam saw in him. Maybe it was his big massive…