I’m sure you will all now agree that despite all the fantastic make-up applied to Adrian Chiles we now have 100% concrete proof that he is a Ballchinian – or to us lesser humans – a human like person with big dangling bollocks on his chin.
Originally, Ballchinians were made up for the film Men In Black, but it looks like these are actually real, and the writers of MIB were spot on with their descriptions and subsequent on screen character.
From the link above, we learn that they have goofy hair, a short face that makes the features appear squished together, puckered lips and hanging jowls.
Nowhere does it mention bollock chin or Adrian Chiles, but I can assure you 100% that he is a Ballchinian.
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