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News has been leaking out recently that Brendan Rodgers, recently appointed Liverpool FC manager, could actually be a zombie. Here we have some grainy footage of what appears to be Mr Rodgers, out on the prowl for “Braaaiiiinnnnnsss”.
I can categorically not deny that this is or isn’t the case. I haven’t met the guy to know. I know someone who was having a piss next to him in the toilets at the Trafford Centre the other day.
What really shocked me about this story, as I was being told whilst swimming, is that he didn’t look down and check out his dingleberry.
Saying that, finding myself in that situation, I would have probably not looked either. I would have been too excited, and probably finding it difficult to hide the impending erection due to the fact that I had been having a piss at the side of the Liverpool FC manager
Back to the story in hand. Popcap have suggested, due to this unique footage, that they may consider contacting Brendan Rodgers with a view to mo-capping him for the up and coming Plants Vs Zombies II.