If I were king of the fore-e-e-est
Not queen, not duke, not prince
My regal robes of the fore-e-e-est
Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz
I’d command each thing, whether fish or fowl
With a r-r-ruff and a r-r-ruff, and a royal growl – R-R-Ruff!
As I click my heels
All the trees would kneel
And the mountains bow
And the bulls kowtow
And the sparrow would take wing
If I, if I were ki-i-i-i-ng!
The rabbits would show respect to me
The chipmunks genuflect to me
Though my tail would lash
I would show compash
For every underling
If I, if I were king
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