Arjen Robben, the well known footballer, has been bald as long as anyone can remember, but here we have an exclusive peek into what he looked like when he had hair! I know its hard to believe, but I managed to get a photograph of him and upload it to the internet. You don’t have to thank me but you are welcome!
Here’s a quick interview with his mother back from back in the day:
Interviewer: So, his hair. Has he always been a Mr Baldy Man?
Mother: Arjen Robben used to have lovely flowing locks of hair as you can see in this picture of him when he was twelve.
Interviewer: Wait. Why do you call your son Arjen Robben?
Mother: We have to. He instructed us to. Thats how we address him now. Its not son, Arjy or Robby Wobby Woo Woo like when he was a child.
Interviewer: Really? That’s amazing!
Mother: No. Of course. Its not true. Its just for SEO purposes you idiot.
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