So here it is – my Christmas card to you. Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year. May Father Christmas bring you everything that you have wished for. May your husbands treat your erogenous zones like a dog laps up water. May your wives swallow your semen with great aplomb. May [twitter]MH006[/twitter] get a new job. May Margaret Thatcher die. May the Queen turn round on Christmas day and start her opening speech with “Wass up negrito’s”. May Liverpool gain 6 points against Blackburn and Newcastle. May I get drunk. May you get drunk. I scream, you scream, we all scream, for ice cream. Tentacles. I can’t believe he nail clipped his foreskin and ate it – fucking sick bastard. Do people actually read this. Pointless. Deal Or No Deal.
Failing that, eat, drink and have a fucking good time.
(PS: just in case it comes back to haunt me – I nicked the Santa from here)
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